Bancuri - Sa radem putin

**Aurel Dragut** · 13th November 2010, 21:26

0 se intalneste cu 8 pe strada...0: ce faci, c***e, ti-a tras curea?

**Hapiuc Robert** · 14th November 2010, 00:13

Postat în original de FinalDestiny

OFF: Este o tehnica de scriere? Stiti cum se numeste? Vreau mai multe informatii.

**kleampa** · 14th November 2010, 00:21

functioneaza si daca micsorezi imaginea

**zoso** · 14th November 2010, 06:00

# What do pigs and SEOs have in common? SPAM.
# Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.
# Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
# Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs? New Jersey got first pick.
# How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof? About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
# Hey, we’re ranking for duplicate content! – How often?
# What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.
# What does BLOG stand for? A Better Listing On Google.
# What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates? Canonical issues.
# What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it? Alt tag.
# What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard? A conversion funnel.
# Q: What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving? A: Keyword stuffing
# What do you call driving into London? Paid traffic.
# What does a links superhero wear? A Linkscape.
# Q>What does an SEO have for breakfast? A>Spam and JAVA

SEO Jokes

**Eradu** · 17th November 2010, 11:44

O bruneta, o roscata si o blonda merg la un detector de minciuni.Intra bruneta :
- Eu gandesc ca am o vila in australia !
- BEEP-Minti
Roscata:
- Eu gandesc ca am o motocicleta!
- BEEP-Minti !
Blonda:
- Eu gandesc….
- BEEP-Minti!

Un tip isi revine dintr-o coma profunda de 7 luni.
In tot acest timp, sotia lui a stat zilnic langa patul lui.
La cateva zile dupa ce si-a revenit, isi cheama sotia:
- Draga mea, ai fost alaturi de mine in toate nenorocirile prin care am trecut: cand
am fost concediat, m-ai sprijinit enorm; cand afacerea mea a dat faliment, ai fost
langa mine; cand am fost impuscat, ai stat alaturi de mine; cand ne-am pierdut casa, ai
fost tot langa mine; cand sanatatea mea s-a subrezit, m-ai sprijinit permanent. Stii ceva?
- Ce sa stiu, dragul meu? intreaba ea zambitoare.
- Cred ca imi porti ghinion!