Bancuri - Sa radem putin

[Catalin Andrei Bunduc]

Si ce a incasat ?? Ruble sau Yen(i) ?

[Alex Dumitru]

Oldies but goldies aka manele vechi
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[Sorin.V]

Nu il mai traduc in ideea ca stim toti engleza:

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You b@st@rd!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to
death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You b@st@rd!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I
can understand your anger and frustration at this crime."
"But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt."
"Is that understood?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that ba$t@ard,
and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one.

[Adrian Poputoaia]

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[George Ginghina]

@Adrian Poputoaia: nu stiu unde ai gasit-o, dar e GENIALA!
O fi avand omul "greierashi" in masina si nu stia cum sa scape de ei?

[zoso]

Nici n-are vreo 4 ani gluma aia

[Dan]

‎-a naibii pasare , trei focuri am tras in ea si continua sa zboare!!!
- poate o fi surda...

Este o usurare sa aflam adevarul dupa atatea si atatea studii contradictorii despre nutritie.

1. Japonezii consuma foarte putine grasimi si sufera de mai putine atacuri de cord decat romanii.
2. Mexicanii consuma multe grasimi si sufera de mai putine atacuride cord decat romanii.
3.. Chinezii beau foarte putin vin rosu si sufera de mai putine atacuri de cord decat romanii.
4. Italienii beau mult vin rosu si sufera de mai putine atacuri de cord decat romanii.
5. Nemtii beau foarte multa bere, consuma foarte multi carnati si grasimi si sufera de mai putine atacuri de cord decat romanii.

CONCLUZIA:
Mancati si beti tot ce vreti! Se pare ca faptul ca suntem romani este ceea ce ne omoara...!!!!

[Catalin Andrei Bunduc]

Pana la urma ce e? O recomand persoanelor care au probleme cu parcarea laterala !

Acu vreo 3 luni o tipa s-a chinuit cu un C1 ~15 minute in parcare la un hipermarket incurcand circulatia, pana la urma un domn generos i-a parcat masina, dar problema erau gradele de pe umar si functia in cadrul Politiei Rutiere Suceava

[Dragos Nicu]

Cum se numeste o secretara lasata insarcinata de sef?
BOSS-UMFLATA

[Chaos]

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