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0 se intalneste cu 8 pe strada...0: ce faci, c***e, ti-a tras curea?
OFF: Este o tehnica de scriere? Stiti cum se numeste? Vreau mai multe informatii. :DCitat:
Postat în original de FinalDestiny
functioneaza si daca micsorezi imaginea
# What do pigs and SEOs have in common? SPAM.
# Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.
# Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
# Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs? New Jersey got first pick.
# How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof? About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
# Hey, we’re ranking for duplicate content! – How often?
# What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.
# What does BLOG stand for? A Better Listing On Google.
# What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates? Canonical issues.
# What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it? Alt tag.
# What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard? A conversion funnel.
# Q: What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving? A: Keyword stuffing
# What do you call driving into London? Paid traffic.
# What does a links superhero wear? A Linkscape.
# Q>What does an SEO have for breakfast? A>Spam and JAVA
SEO Jokes
O bruneta, o roscata si o blonda merg la un detector de minciuni.Intra bruneta :
- Eu gandesc ca am o vila in australia !
- BEEP-Minti
Roscata:
- Eu gandesc ca am o motocicleta!
- BEEP-Minti !
Blonda:
- Eu gandesc….
- BEEP-Minti!
Un tip isi revine dintr-o coma profunda de 7 luni.
In tot acest timp, sotia lui a stat zilnic langa patul lui.
La cateva zile dupa ce si-a revenit, isi cheama sotia:
- Draga mea, ai fost alaturi de mine in toate nenorocirile prin care am trecut: cand
am fost concediat, m-ai sprijinit enorm; cand afacerea mea a dat faliment, ai fost
langa mine; cand am fost impuscat, ai stat alaturi de mine; cand ne-am pierdut casa, ai
fost tot langa mine; cand sanatatea mea s-a subrezit, m-ai sprijinit permanent. Stii ceva?
- Ce sa stiu, dragul meu? intreaba ea zambitoare.
- Cred ca imi porti ghinion!
Kleampa, ti-am sters postul. Intelegi de ce da ?
Ai gasit intre timp? Am incercat selectie in word... dar nu merge :)Citat:
Postat în original de Robi09
Sincer nu am avut timp sa caut. In seara imi rup 30 de minute din program si ma apuc sa caut. :D